A Straight Man’s Eulogy Turned Gay

If you’ve never thought you were Doris Day and could seduce Rock Hudson to kiss you, then you’re in for a treat as I turn the world upside down with music, TV, Hollywood, and some literature, too. Let’s see if we can award a Tony, Emmy, Grammy, Pulitzer, and maybe a gay Oscar, too, as we reminisce about all the things I missed while I was in the closet.